And You Thought Regular Cats Were Unhinged...

Unleash feline mayhem with the Fuggler Series 1 “Alley Cats” 9" Plush Toys—the sneakiest, stinkiest, most unhinged furballs ever to prowl the Fuggler universe. These are no ordinary cats. They’re back-alley bandits with soft plush bodies, uncomfortably human teeth, and absolutely zero respect for your personal space.

At first glance, they look like innocent strays—wide eyes, cuddly shapes, and that “who, me?” expression. But don’t let the fluff fool you. The moment you turn your back, these Alley Cats spring into action, knocking things over, staring at you from dark corners, and plotting chaos at all hours of the night. Cute? Yes. Trustworthy? Absolutely not.

Each Alley Cat stands approximately 9 inches tall and is packed with Fuggler’s signature blend of creepy-cute charm: exaggerated facial expressions, unsettling teeth, and personalities that feel a little too real. Every purchase includes one randomly selected plush, making each unboxing a mystery filled with mischievous potential.

You may receive one of the following delightfully disastrous alley dwellers:

• Cheezee (Blue Fur): “Chaos disguised as a cuddle—this blue menace will make you laugh, cry, and definitely sanitize.”
  
• Cheezee (White Fur): “Don’t let the squeaky-clean look fool you—this one is rotten to the core. Expect chaos with extra dairy.”
  
• Yawper: “From 3 a.m. wails to dinnertime yowls, this chaos cat is the alley’s alarm clock. Cute in looks, catastrophic in sound.”
  
• Stinkface: “Glares from the corner, knocks things over, and stinks up every room. Thrives on pure misery-making chaos.”
  
• Wide-Eyed Cat: “Doesn’t blink. Doesn’t nap. Definitely doesn’t care about personal space.”
  
• Wrinkle McStinkles: “Sneaks in, smells like trouble (and maybe tuna), and plots your downfall between naps.”

Adopt at your own risk. The Fuggler Alley Cats don’t purr—they plot. 🐾😈