ABOUT THIS ITEM
Ice melts, coolers leak, your beer gets warm.
The weekend finally arrives, the weather’s hot, and you’re stuck swigging warm beer. You might as well be drinking milk and honey on the beach. Don’t sweat it. Things are about to change for you.
But first, let’s get something straight––how we feel about warm beer is not indifference, a preference, or even a passionate dislike. We HATE warm beer. Heck, we don’t even like less-than-chilled beer.
And we’re not into settling for half-rate beer koozies that don’t work like they’re supposed to (you do your job, why don’t they?). Those flimsy foam tubes are as effective as a feather would be to flip burgers. They actually make your beer warmer, and most of them are just weak marketing attempts anyway. So chuck ‘em out because new and improved beer chillin’satisfaction has just entered your life.
Meet the Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie, the solution for warm beer.
It keeps your beer frostier than any other koozie because it’s engineered with insulative, cooling technology. It also gives your favourite brew a protective hide out––from the sun, insects, an unfortunate break or spill, and other potential risks that threaten to ruin the best time of the day: Beer O’Clock.
Warm Beer Haters Gather ‘Round
You’re about to find out how to make your weekends better, every month of the year. That’s right––it ain’t just for summer, folks.
Take Incognito To A Whole New Level
Ditch the hat and glasses––we created an even better disguise so you can enjoy a frosty beverage anytime, anywhere. The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie is cleverly designed to house your favourite bottled beer, keep it icy cold, and protect it from the eyes of nay-sayers. So you can stroll wherever your frolicking feet may take you, and no one will be the wiser. That’s what a real weekend warrior is all about.
You'll never have to worry about concealing your beverage again with this summer’s #1 must-have that everyone's talking about! The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie is a necessity for sports events, beach holidays, snowmobile trips, music and food truck festivals, camping, hiking, fishing, strollin' around campus––wherever you escape to for chill-out time.
If you like beer and find it unacceptable to drink it warm, then Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie is a PREREQUISITE FOR SUMMER FUN (but you’ll dig it in the winter too because real beer lovers aren’t the fair-weather type). That means you really shouldn’t go anywhere without it, just in case––remember the risks? Always practice safe beer keeping.
Avoid Beer Misadventures
The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie has an ingenious leak-proof rubber bottle stopper that creates a perfect fit around your beverage when the koozie is closed. For the first time, you can prevent pesky flies from getting into your brewski, avoid spillage, and seal up your beer, chuck it in your backpack, and finish it later––like that would ever happen!
THE #1 BEER FACT THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
On average, beer takes less than 30 minutes to increase in temperature and lose its carbonation, and along with that, its freshness, flavour, satiation index, and INTEGRITY. Who wants to swig warm beer? NO ONE.
Why Limit Happy To An Hour?
Lucky for you, our hidden beer bottle koozie is designed to preserve the freshness and life of your brew. Its stainless steel insulator completely encases your beverage to keep it colder LONGER!
On a hot summer day, your hand is the ultimate adversary to enjoying a deliciously frosted brew. Thankfully the Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie has your hand covered too. The snug-fitting neoprene sleeve adds convenience for travel and provides an extra layer of insulation to keep your hand from freezing off.
Unlike any other attempts to keep beer cold, our hidden beer bottle koozie is designed with a rubber stopper that seals the opening of your beverage bottle. This technology keeps your favourite beverage fresh n’ icy for longer than you imagined possible.
Other koozies aren't designed with Canadian beer bottles in mind. Maybe they don’t know that we make some of the best-tasting beer in the world. The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie is made for beer lovers north of stateside (consider cold beer a national right). Unlike any other beer holder, the Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie is made from our EXCLUSIVE mold so it fits most CANADIAN beer bottle brands to perfection. Beauty does truly lie in the hands of the beer holder.
The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie fits most standard 12oz beer bottles including Canadian brands:
Why You Need the Hidden Bottle Koozie In Your Life
This bottle is expertly designed to keep your drink hidden from view. Simply unscrew the bottom of the koozie, slip your unopened bottle of beer inside, replace the bottom, and use the handy opener to pop the cap. The Hidden Beer Bottle Koozie’s exclusive mold was developed to hold most Canadian beer bottle brands, and it fits most standard 12oz bottles. The stainless steel insulator keeps your beverage colder longer, and the neoprene sleeve adds comfort while holding your drink.
Avoid unwanted broken bottles, prevent spilling, and keep your beverage fresh and cold.
- BPA free stainless steel
- Easy insertion and removal
- High-quality materials & construction
- Easy loop lid can attach to your backpack
- FREE bottle opener included in your purchase
- Outer Neoprene sleeve for easy travel & handling
Doesn’t fit Corona bottles––sorry folks!